Famously, they gave the world gunpowder.
They also came up with the wheelbarrow, the umbrella, printing and paper, phosphorescent paint and something called land sailing. Nowadays, of course, they give the world practically everything in great, cheap quantities.
But golf? Did the Chinese invent golf and export it westward centuries before any Scottish shepherd ever thought of making a game out of his forlorn fate?
Say something quickly in a lilting brogue. “It kinna’ be,” for instance.
That is, roughly speaking, the Scottish position on the matter: It cannot be.
But the Chinese have a compelling argument that it was they, indeed, who first played the game. A museum in Hong Kong plans to display evidence in an exhibition that is to open in a few weeks.
You have to see the artifacts to believe it. Then you have to be careful what you say, because just who gave the world golf is a matter as tricky as any fairway at St. Andrews, the Scottish town in the Kingdom of Fife that bills itself as “the home of golf.”
“The Autumn Banquet” is a Ming dynasty scroll that shows a member of the imperial court swinging what looks like a golf club at what looks like a golf ball with the apparent object of putting a sphere into what looks like a hole in what looks like a green.
The Ming painting, rendered in mineral pigments on silk by one Youqiu, has the Chinese playing chuiwan – literally “hit ball” – as early as 1368. Up at St. Andrews Links, they say the first recorded mention of golf was in 1457, when it was banned by an act of Parliament under James II.
The second exhibit in Hong Kong is a reproduction, but as a historical document it is key. It is of a mural found in a temple dedicated to the water god in Shanxi Province and dates to the Yuan dynasty (1271-1368). And there they are again, courtiers swinging sticks.
Along with the wall painting comes a book, “Wan Jing,” or “Manual of the Ball Game,” which was published in 1282 and stands as the first known guide to a game that seems a lot like golf. Apart from various rules and regulations – “the playing surface must not be flat” – “Wan Jing” notes that certain Song and Jin dynasty emperors liked “hit ball,” which moves the date back to the early 12th century.
Tom K.C. Ming, the chief curator at the Hong Kong Heritage Museum, which plans to unveil the paintings March 22, offers an assessment of all this that is modest to the point of diplomatic delicacy.
“With these documents we can say chuiwan is quite similar to golf,” Ming said. “There’s a green, there’s a hole. When we saw the equipment, we were quite surprised at how similar it is.”
Ming’s exhibition, “Ancient Chinese Pastimes,” will show the chuiwan paintings for what is thought to be the first time outside the mainland.
His caution on the question of golf – Is it ours or theirs? – reflects his awareness that certain sensitivities are at stake in Scotland.
But Ming is not the acknowledged authority on the subject in China. That distinction goes to Ling Hongling, a physical education professor who taught at Northwest Normal University in Lanzhou, Gansu Province.
University officials said Ling is retired, and he could not be reached for comment. No matter: His scholarly writings say it all, as straight as a 240- yard drive.
Golf originated in China, Ling asserts, and the earliest reference can be traced to the Nantang dynasty, five centuries before the parliamentary act the Scots cite.
In support of his thesis, Ling invokes an array of evidence beyond the paintings due to go on display in Hong Kong: other art works, songs, an account of a 10th-century county magistrate teaching his daughter “to dig holes in the ground and drive a ball into them.”
Plainly, Ling has done his digging, too. Typical of his finds is an opera titled “Anecdote of Shooting the Willow and Hitting the Ball,” a tale of bureaucratic rivalry that revolves around a match refereed by a famous Song dynasty minister of war who lived from 989 until 1052.
In this work is reference to “a stick with its spoon” and “a tiny crystalline pearl flying straight.” As anyone familiar with the old nomenclature knows, a spoon is the ancient equivalent of a 3-wood.